My Blog Constitution

After keeping this to myself (mostly while I made failed attempts at perfecting the color scheme) I'm finally making the blog live.

And so...

These posts, unless noted, are my opinions. Mine, not someone else's, not regurgitation from my doctor or parenting magazines. I call it like I see it, kind of like I do every single day, and my intention is never to offend anyone.

That said, you can't please everyone all of the time. So I'm not going to try.

My intention is not to convert people to my ideas, talk about how I'm right and everyone else is wrong, attack other parenting styles, opinions, prenatal rituals, or ways of thinking. Ever. This is my chronicle of my thoughts and feelings and habits until November, as they relate to the symbiot, and nothing ambitious by any means.

And finally, this is where I'm going to get detailed. I'll be throwing out measurements, hormone levels, technical terms and whatever other crap they're going to monitor on me until November. This is the only place you will see this information because I am fully aware that not everyone cares... but I'm glad some people do.

"And that's all I have to say about that."