Since I've hit week 12, things they are a changin'. Stuff is growing. Water is becoming more and more essential. Amidst it all, I'm finding myself settling into a nice routine.
For the enlightenment of those of you who have not yet had children, and the entertainment of those who have, I present: the pregnant lady comes home from work.
5:00 - leave work
5:02 - unbutton pants in the car
5:04 - crank the a/c to full blast
5:09 - turn the a/c off... possibly turn on the heat
5:15 - get home, keep pants up between car and garage
5:16 - shoes off, pants off, any extra layers off
5:17 - chug a liter of water
5:18 - pee for the 27th time today
5:19 - lay down for a nap
5:56 - get up to pee
5:57 - pass back out
Napping is optional of course, but highly recommended. Timing is negotiable... but if you're thinking of procreating you might as well memorize this routine because this too will be you one day. Mark my words.
I'm late for my nap.
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